Dear Kenzo and Mabel,
Well...it's Thursday night. Hope you've had a good week at camp. Hope it's been life changing and a ton of fun and totally awesome.
See we wouldn't know...because you haven't called. Not even once.
Not that we've noticed that you have been gone approximately 84 hours without so much as a voicemail.
Because we haven't noticed. Really. Well it's more like 84.5 hours now...
Love,
Daddy and Mommy

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