In the midst of my recent trip to the "party" store I saw the display of all the costumes available for Halloween. I was amazed at the common theme in the majority of the adult, and some older kids, costumes.
And so, in tribute to the new breed of costumes, I humbly offer my "Halloween Haiku."
See the new costumes.
Slut witch. Slut nurse. Slut princess.
Can you see the trend?